Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Nobel Deed of the Footboarders: Must Read


"Brainless idiot! why do you people stand in the foot boards?" shouted an old man on seeing a gang of guys standing in the foot board of the rush bus. This was followed by variety of advices by people (who i feel have no other job but to give advice)!!! But what these people don't realise is that thees foot boarders are doing a great social work. now imagine this situation:-

Monday morning 9am. people are rushing to their work places, colleges, school etc.... Bunch of people are standing in the bus stop for bus. Then, a bus comes which is (obviously) full. All those Young men who were earlier standing in the foot board are seated and standing inside the bus. the bus is almost full with these guys. In such a situation, how on earth would you expect all those old man and ladies waiting in these stops to travel in foot board????

So all those people who are lavish in giving Advice please think once before giving advice? Think on what will happen if they seriously follow your advices.... So lets salute the Nobel deeds of the foot boarders. LONG LIVE FOOT BOARDERS!!!!!

Monday, May 18, 2009

4 Captains theory: One is McCullum, Where are the other three?


Mr. John Buchanan, we appreciate your great coaching skills. You have shown us on how one can make a formidable looking team to loose 8 consecutive matches. Sir, if i am not mistaken, your planned to introduce the "Four Captain Theory" in this series. To my very limited understanding of your Australian English and your tactical acumen , i thought you would introduce four different captains in this series. But sadly we have only seen your Bren(DONE) McCullum who has done the KKR teams hope. Where are your other three captains gone?????

You have reduced Ganguly from a man who leads a winning team to a person who is constantly seen picking is nose in the dugout. Your other candidate Chris Gayle, scored lesser runs than your teams tailender Ishant Sharma did......

Sadly, Mr BACHAnone, the only good thing you have done is employing you entire friends and relatives in the KKR camp. I feel bad for Mr. SRK, who believed in you!!!